Wanted: fake emails for Cook, Serve, Delicious. Submit away!

[moraboy]

I came to late for this unfortunatly

[chubigans]

They're actually extremely easy to add, so I can take a few more up until I release the game!

[moraboy]

(Subject line:) Missing car

Dude where's my car?

Call me at ext 1337 and ask for the Dude

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(Subject line:) A new saying

I think we need to invent a new saying for working here, in the SherriSoda Tower. How does suhfsudh sound?

On behalf of everyone,

Kim

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(Subject line:) Re: Spam

Yo man! Don't be feeding the trolls! Just let them spam, because they will stop eventually... I hope.

> Quoted from Axel J
> To: (Mailing list:) SherriSodaTowerUniversal
> Subject: Spam
>
> Hello everyone. I think that people working here should stop
> spamming and trolling everyone because it has gotten rather annoying.
>
> Thanks,
> Axel J
> Ext. 34636

[Jazzy G]

My mom, T.Hi (who introduced me to the game), told me about this and I hope it's not too late to try for an entry...
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