VertigoHack

[UltimateAgent]

Yell "NEED A DISPENSER HERE" until somebody lets you out to shut you up.

Or they build a dispenser.

[HisatoAsayato]

.hack// Bars_Delete

[minmay]

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You cannot NINJA JUMP that high!  Not yet, anyway.

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You start yelling some stuff about dispensers and bars.  Nothing happens.



POSSESSIONS:

AN AK-47 (empty)

[HisatoAsayato]

Put all available points into ninja jump.

[minmay]

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You have no available points, and, in fact, never will.



POSSESSIONS:

AN AK-47 (empty)

[UltimateAgent]

Open the command console and type 'help'

[minmay]

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You're a ninja.  You don't need any help.



POSSESSIONS:

AN AK-47 (empty)

[angus]

Class change to noob.

Or search the room for hidden passages, compartments, whatever.

[HisatoAsayato]

Hadouken the wall with your ninja powers.

[minmay]

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No class-changing.  This isn't POWDER.  Although maybe it should be.

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Neither the sink nor the toilet hold anything of interest, but you do find a small mousehole in the corner of the room beneath the bed.  It strikes you as rather odd that there is a mousehole in a concrete wall.  Did I mention the walls were concrete?  I'm almost positive I did.

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A patrolling prison guard stops in his path.  "Hey!  Get back into your prison uniform!" he says.  "W-wait, where did you get that g-gun?  Don't sh-shoot!  P-p-please!"

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The guard puts his arms, and by extension his hands, in the air.



POSSESSIONS:

AN AK-47 (empty)

[angus]

"Umm... US Special Forces Covert Ops Agent 115, don't fear, I'm just investigating this place. I will have to ask you a few questions, if you don't mind."

[minmay]

...I just realized that I accidentally took away the ninja's suit before he fell through the trap door (it was supposed to be taken away when he fell through it, with a corresponding message). So, um, yeah, clarification: you are a naked ninja, which pretty much just as awesome as a regular ninja, so it's all good.

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"US Special Forces Covert Ops Agent 115, don't fear, I'm just investigating this place.  I will have to ask you a few questions, if you don't mind."

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The guard visibly relaxes, returning his arms to their prior limpness.  "Oh...uh...okay.  Er, why are you naked?"



POSSESSIONS:

AN AK-47 (empty)

[joe_042293]

I'd say a naked ninja is significantly more awesome than a regular ninja.

Say, "Hey, I'm the one asking the questions around here. Now, how many ways are there of opening this door?"

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"Hey, I'm the one asking the questions around here.  Now, how many ways are there of opening this door?"

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"Well, just the lock, but every guard has a key."



POSSESSIONS:

AN AK-47 (empty)

[angus]

"Ah, right. Well, I need to inspect your key and ensure that it works correctly. Please use your key on this lock, so I can ensure its proper function, and then open the door."