i swear to god if i don't finish this

[victor12]

GET the ANGRY ORANGE BLOB.

[blueflare]

You take the DEFEATED ORANGE BLOB.

[dale_fan3]

Use SKILL -> TAXIDERMY -> DEFEATED ORANGE BLOB

[blueflare]

You don't have anything to STUFF it with! Your TAXIDERMICAL adventures will have to wait for another time.

[dale_fan3]

Continue moving in the previous direction.

[video game]

EAT the DEFEATED ORANGE BLOB.

[blueflare]

Continue moving in the previous direction.

You do that. You get a pretty good VIEW of the AREA from here. You can make out some sort of CAVE in the distance. The MOUNTAIN PATH continues downward.

EAT the DEFEATED ORANGE BLOB.

Though you do have time for STUPID COMMANDS at the moment, you'd really rather not eat the DEFEATED ORANGE BLOB.

[joe_042293]

ENTER the CAVE.

[blueflare]

You head towards the distant CAVE.


Looks like SOMEBODY has been here recently.

[angus]

LAUGH as you feel a TREMENDOUS sense of IRONY.
EXAMINE both HOLES.

[joe_042293]

ESTABLISH a sense of your RELATIVE TEMPORAL POSITION by CHECKING the LEFT HOLE.

[blueflare]

LAUGH as you feel a TREMENDOUS sense of IRONY.

There's no IRONY to be laughed at, you idiot.

EXAMINE both HOLES.

ESTABLISH a sense of your RELATIVE TEMPORAL POSITION by CHECKING the LEFT HOLE.

You can sort of see some kind of GREEN LUMP and also what looks like a LIFELESS CORPSE. The GREEN LUMP is making sad CRIES.

[joe_042293]

This game is making me make cries.

Also, there's a vague, uninteresting, irrelevant sense of dramatic irony. Nothing tremendous, though, that's for sure.

Anyway.

SHOUT at the GREEN BLOB in a COMFORTING MANNER, and try to ASCERTAIN what is HAPPENING.

[blueflare]

Also, there's a vague, uninteresting, irrelevant sense of dramatic irony. Nothing tremendous, though, that's for sure.

oh yeah, you're right

SHOUT at the GREEN BLOB in a COMFORTING MANNER, and try to ASCERTAIN what is HAPPENING.

You yell "IT'S ALL GONNA BE ALRIGHT!" to the GREEN BLOB. You're not sure why you did this, clearly the GREEN BLOB is a CREATURE. You don't know many CREATURES that can speak ENGLISH.


The GREEN BLOB looks CONCERNED, albeit in a stunningly ADORABLE manner. You're not sure how the GREEN BLOB got down there, to be honest.

[joe_042293]

Awwwwwwww.

JUMP down the RIGHT HOLE.