Let's come up with some stuff for Sandbox of God!

[chubigans]

So as you know, a remake of the Sandbox of God is in the works. When you clicked on the Rock of Laws in the original game, you'd get some made up laws that were intended as jokes. Though now that I read them they're not really funny at all.

So, let's brainstorm with some new laws! They don't necessarily have to be funny, but if someone has a particularly good one, I shall add it to the game. Woo!

[video game]

The ones from the original should still be there. They were p. good. It would be really cool if there were some vg-related ones though.

• Thou shalt not order the soda.
• Thou shalt finish the message board games which thou hast started.
• Thou shalt not down-rate other games just because yours suck.
• No more cars shall be sacrificed to the ditch.
• ONR3 WILL come out. 4 srs.
• Brew & Delicious! Pour,
• Meeting deadlines will not be tolerated.
• The handicap spot is first-come-first-serve.
• Thou shalt not call thy god more than once a month.
• Editables has two "i"s now.
• It's time for you to live up to your family name and face full life consequences
• Those who disobey will be suspended above giant fans and have more fans dropped on them.
• No u

Although most of those are inside jokes :P

[blueflare]

Hmm...

"Thou shalt not eat plush kittens, or other adorable paraphernalia."
"Thou shalt get thy ball into thy goal."

i only like the first one :T

[LostOverThere]

Although jokes related to the Vertigo Gaming Forum may seem funny to us, they're unlikely to appeal at all to others outside the community, and seeing that this is a commercial project I doubt chubigans will want any of the laws to be "in jokes".

I'm pretty brain dead at the moment, but I'll try to think up some relating to the Ten Commandments in the not to distant future.

[video game]

Although jokes related to the Vertigo Gaming Forum may seem funny to us, they're unlikely to appeal at all to others outside the community, and seeing that this is a commercial project I doubt chubigans will want any of the laws to be "in jokes".

I'm pretty brain dead at the moment, but I'll try to think up some relating to the Ten Commandments in the not to distant future.

Yeah i know. It depends on how many laws are in the game. If there are 50, for example, a few inside jokes won't hurt.

[joe_042293]

Thou shalt not lick thy finger before turning a page, because seriously, what's up with that?

[LostOverThere]

What length do you want the laws to be? Just short one liners or a couple of sentences like the original game.

[blueflare]

"Thou shalt not wash thine hands with ketchup."

[dale_fan3]

"Thou shall obey every rule except this one"

[chubigans]

Whatever works really. This is harder than I thought.

[blueflare]

"In Canada, milk comes in bags."

[UltimateAgent]

"Thou shall cherish thy computer"

Cuz seriously, it sucks when you lose it.

Now on a laptop.

[Pete]

Thou shalt not lick thy finger before turning a page, because seriously, what's up with that?

[joe_042293]

Ha, very nice.

[SleepingAwake]

dont eat the toast

edit: maybe thats not so good