this new game i probably will stop updating

[video game]

CAT! CAT!

[minmay]

SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUDE!

Or just cat.

[blueflare]

I feel I should take some time to explain CAT. Basically, CAT is awesome. More complexly, CAT is really awesome.

The way CAT's success is determined is thus: I take the CAT stat and then generate a random number from 1 to 25. The cat stat and all numbers below it determine the success. For instance, if your CAT stat was 10 and you rolled an 11, it would be unsuccessful. If your CAT stat was 11 and you rolled an 11, it would be a success. If your CAT stat was 11 and you rolled a 4, you would have a success. Get it? Good.

[dale_fan3]

SKILL!! The extra ! is there because there is already a ! in SKILL!

[blueflare]

[dale_fan3]

Precision Strike!

[video game]

SPINNING BACKKICK!

[blueflare]

i like how terrible this one is

[angus]

COMBAT OPERANDI: BLASTING ORATION!

Or just the precision thingy again.

[dale_fan3]

I vote spinning kick.

[joe_042293]

I say you do a spinning back kick.

Because that will make the guard's HTJA3H go down.

[dale_fan3]

Wait, why is his hat back on?

[blueflare]

He felt that he needed a haircut, so he was embarrassed and got it back on.

[blueflare]

[minmay]

USE ITEM: THROW: PIECE OF CRAP ON HEAD