Luzzles - Flatulent Fun For Everyone™

[LostOverThere]

Welcome to Luzzles! (LostOverThere's Puzzles) - Flatulent Fun For Everyone!

Basically, I give you the puzzles and you give me the answer, once someone answers correctly, I'll give you a new puzzle. The game involves scoring. The person who gives the correct answer is awarded a point with no points lost for incorrect guesses. You may ask for a hint after numerous people have had a shot at it.

Well, Let's get started with an easy one to get the ball rolling.

Question One:
Minmay is baking Captain Ventris dinner, as a way of thanking him for being the first decent moderator at the Vertigo Gaming Forums. By looking at this picture, what is Minmay making?


The image represents objects on a kitchen table.

[dale_fan3]

Hard/Soft boiled eggs?

[minmay]

EIGHT hard-boiled eggs?
That Ventris must be one big guy.

[Pete]

Ergh.. eggnog?

[joe_042293]

History?
Fairy cakes?
Pot?

[minmay]

Pot?

I was going to say that, but this forum has no strikeout tag.

Also, notice he says I'm baking dinner, not cooking. Hard-baked eggs?

[joe_042293]

Baked potatoes?

[dale_fan3]

You don't bake things in a pot, you bake them in an oven. Clearly it was supposed to say cook.

[minmay]

You don't bake things in a pot, you bake them in an oven. Clearly it was supposed to say cook.

Well, I was thinking that the pot might be a decoy. (Although I can't imagine what you'd bake with eight white thingies.)

[dale_fan3]

Well, you should know. You're the one who's baking it.

[Captain Ventris]

EIGHT hard-boiled eggs?
That Ventris must be one big guy.

Well, I AM a Space Marine.

[LostOverThere]

Baked potatoes?

Very good, Joe wins.

Answer:

Look at the image, Pot-Eight O's (Potatoes) I would have accepted just Potatoes but Baked Potatoes is even better.

Joe: 1

Question Two:
dale_fan3 is flying a plane when all a suddenly his plane gets shot down by a large number of terrorists, everyone in the plane is killed instantly, yet dale_fan3 walks away without a scratch. How could this happen?

[minmay]

Either he's flying it with a remote control (so he's not in the plane, perhaps it's a model plane) or he parachutes out before the plane is shot down. The first theory sounds more plausible because everyone was killed "instantly."

[blueflare]

minmay stole my answer. D:

As for an alternative answer... he's invincible?

[minmay]

Uh, he said everyone in the plane was killed instantly. If he were invincible and in the plane, that couldn't happen.