The Write A Song/Poem Über Game

[Pete]

Known as a coward
who acts like a fool
is old man Howard.
He thinks he is cool.

Sadly mistaken,
that poor old Howard
he was unshaken
by every power.

A contradiction,
as silly old Howard
created friction by
saying he showered.

Howard then felt orange
Because he ate porridge
never would he worry

[LostOverThere]

Known as a coward
who acts like a fool
is old man Howard.
He thinks he is cool.

Sadly mistaken,
that poor old Howard
he was unshaken
by every power.

A contradiction,
as silly old Howard
created friction by
saying he showered.

Howard then felt orange
Because he ate porridge
never would he worry
For Pooing in a Quarry

[minmay]

I don't think the last six lines make enough sense. Sorry.

[blueflare]

...So?

[joe_042293]

Known as a coward
who acts like a fool
is old man Howard.
He thinks he is cool.

Sadly mistaken,
that poor old Howard
he was unshaken
by every power.

A contradiction,
as silly old Howard
created friction by
saying he showered.

Howard then felt orange
Because he ate porridge
never would he worry
For Pooing in a Quarry

Meanwhile, Phil, the baker,

[blueflare]

Known as a coward
who acts like a fool
is old man Howard.
He thinks he is cool.

Sadly mistaken,
that poor old Howard
he was unshaken
by every power.

A contradiction,
as silly old Howard
created friction by
saying he showered.

Howard then felt orange
Because he ate porridge
never would he worry
For Pooing in a Quarry

Meanwhile, Phil, the baker,
Dressed as a Quaker,

[joe_042293]

Known as a coward
who acts like a fool
is old man Howard.
He thinks he is cool.

Sadly mistaken,
that poor old Howard
he was unshaken
by every power.

A contradiction,
as silly old Howard
created friction by
saying he showered.

Howard then felt orange
Because he ate porridge
never would he worry
For Pooing in a Quarry

Meanwhile, Phil, the baker,
Dressed as a Quaker,
lives in Hell's Half-Acre,

[dale_fan3]

Known as a coward
who acts like a fool
is old man Howard.
He thinks he is cool.

Sadly mistaken,
that poor old Howard
he was unshaken
by every power.

A contradiction,
as silly old Howard
created friction by
saying he showered.

Howard then felt orange
Because he ate porridge
never would he worry
For Pooing in a Quarry

Meanwhile, Phil, the baker,
Dressed as a Quaker,
lives in Hell's Half-Acre,
giant pepper shaker.

[LostOverThere]

Known as a coward
who acts like a fool
is old man Howard.
He thinks he is cool.

Sadly mistaken,
that poor old Howard
he was unshaken
by every power.

A contradiction,
as silly old Howard
created friction by
saying he showered.

Howard then felt orange
Because he ate porridge
never would he worry
For Pooing in a Quarry

Meanwhile, Phil, the baker,
Dressed as a Quaker,
lives in Hell's Half-Acre,
giant pepper shaker.

Rusty was his dog

[Pete]

Known as a coward
who acts like a fool
is old man Howard.
He thinks he is cool.

Sadly mistaken,
that poor old Howard
he was unshaken
by every power.

A contradiction,
as silly old Howard
created friction by
saying he showered.

Howard then felt orange
Because he ate porridge
never would he worry
For Pooing in a Quarry

Meanwhile, Phil, the baker,
Dressed as a Quaker,
lives in Hell's Half-Acre,
giant pepper shaker.

Rusty was his dog
Sloppy was his frog

[joe_042293]

Known as a coward
who acts like a fool
is old man Howard.
He thinks he is cool.

Sadly mistaken,
that poor old Howard
he was unshaken
by every power.

A contradiction,
as silly old Howard
created friction by
saying he showered.

Howard then felt orange
Because he ate porridge
never would he worry
For Pooing in a Quarry

Meanwhile, Phil, the baker,
Dressed as a Quaker,
lives in Hell's Half-Acre,
giant pepper shaker.

Rusty was his dog
Sloppy was his frog
Fred was his yule log

[dale_fan3]

Known as a coward
who acts like a fool
is old man Howard.
He thinks he is cool.

Sadly mistaken,
that poor old Howard
he was unshaken
by every power.

A contradiction,
as silly old Howard
created friction by
saying he showered.

Howard then felt orange
Because he ate porridge
never would he worry
For Pooing in a Quarry

Meanwhile, Phil, the baker,
Dressed as a Quaker,
lives in Hell's Half-Acre,
giant pepper shaker.

Rusty was his dog
Sloppy was his frog
Fred was his yule log
And Thomas was his hog.

[Pete]

Okay, now to make up a melody

[joe_042293]

Known as a coward
who acts like a fool
is old man Howard.
He thinks he is cool.

Sadly mistaken,
that poor old Howard
he was unshaken
by every power.

A contradiction,
as silly old Howard
created friction by
saying he showered.

Howard then felt orange
Because he ate porridge
never would he worry
For Pooing in a Quarry

Meanwhile, Phil, the baker,
Dressed as a Quaker,
lives in Hell's Half-Acre,
giant pepper shaker.

Rusty was his dog
Sloppy was his frog
Fred was his yule log
And Thomas was his hog.

Kare wa inu desu,

(pronounced ka-ray-wa-ee-noo-dess, Japanese for 'he is a dog')