Wanted: fake emails for Cook, Serve, Delicious. Submit away!

[LostOverThere]

(Subject line:) Qwerty

To whoever keeps changing my keyboard layout from Qwerty to Dvorak, please go ugjt yourself.

Sincerely,
Maurice
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[blueflare]

(Subject line:) Qwerty

To whoever keeps changing my keyboard layout from Qwerty to Dvorak, please go ugjt yourself.

Sincerely,
Maurice
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wow i really like that one

[minmay]

(Subject line:) golf cart prank

Hey i finally got the remote working on the golf cart. I have the rockets too so we can do it any time, but Im thinking maybe wait until the 4th when he'll have people over. what do you think?

[ptown2]

I found some spam email THAT MIGHT work, most of these bots were badly at joining words without spamming symbols or just short or even BOTH. (fyi, they are really bad at making good spam email.)

(Subject Line: Pardon me)

We/were in the same school,/I/am=Callie Saunders./Maybe/we can#have a dinner this friday?

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(Subject Line: Marcia Reese rocks in building new movie)

Marcia Reese advertisement pleased her teacher in the energy office.

maraca license sugar gauge xofemcimabtqhyaw

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(Subject Line: You've won)

You've Won: Amazon $500 Gift Card with Kindle Fire.

See details at the Amazon Website for more info *or go to Ext 4767 at Shena Tower. Restrictions may apply.

(This spam email can be extended and some words can be replaced, for example, amazon can be replaced with Fame-a-zon and Kindle to Findle.)

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(Subject Line: Foondle Mail)*

Your Foondle email has been inactive for 2 years and the gold membership has been unpaid for 3 months, please contact Foondle LLC Ext. 1234 at Shena Tower to reactivate your account or if you have any questions whatsoever about your account.

Thanks for your cooperation.,
Foondle LLC

* - Not an actual spam mail/added stuff

[T.Hi]

(Subject line:) Qwerty

To whoever keeps changing my keyboard layout from Qwerty to Dvorak, please go ugjt yourself.

Sincerely,
Maurice
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*lol* LOVE it!

[Zargy]

From: Myranda HemWorthington
Subject Line: Lost Drone

Hey guys, I've lost a Z-1080 Predator Drone. Could someone track it down for me before it blows someone up? I think it's flying somewhere around Texas.

[chubigans]

Thanks everyone for all the submissions! I'll do a round of PMs closer to release to see if you want your username or real name in the credits. I think pretty much all of these are going in the game!

[Illari]

I changed one of the subject lines on the first page from 'Place of delivery' to 'Cheap meat'. Just in case you already put these in the game.

Fish With Gun

[chubigans]

Ah thanks, I'll be putting these in the game starting Thursday if anyone else has last minute submissions/changes.

[dale_fan3]

(Subject line:) "Rats"

Have you got "rats" you need to get rid of? Have you got "problems" you need dealt with? Call Jimmy the "exterminator" at extension 3570. We'll deal with all your "problems"

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(Subject line:) regarding my jaguar

when i said there was a free jaguar in my garage i was looking to get rid of, i didnt mean the car kind. its already sent three people to the hospital, so please dont show up unprepared.

[LostOverThere]

((Subject line:) regarding my jaguar

when i said there was a free jaguar in my garage i was looking to get rid of, i didnt mean the car kind. its already sent three people to the hospital, so please dont show up unprepared.

Haha, this one's great. Well Done.

[chubigans]

Thanks again everyone! I'm just gonna use usernames for the credits for this one I think. I'll do real names for the beta testing.

[ptown2]

If I am the list I would like to have my username as ptown2. rsandoz is like something you would scratch at it.

Also, I would gladly like to be in the beta testing for CSD!

[chubigans]

Will do! And beta testing info should be available within two weeks or so.

[chubigans]

Actually I've changed my mind again and will PM to see how you want to be credited!