VertigoHack

by **minmay** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:21 am

Code: Select all: ----------------| |------| .................| |......| .................| |@.....| ..................-..........-...-.......| .................| |......| ----------------| |......| |------| You consider making bullets out of the walls, but for some reason you have a gut feeling that you should probably try to avoid compromising the palace's structural integrity. POSSESSIONS: AN AK-47 (empty) a +0 NINJA SUIT (being worn)

by **HisatoAsayato** » Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:14 pm

Go left, searching for bullets.

by **minmay** » Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:24 pm

Code: Select all: ----------------| |------| .................| |......| .................| |......| ..................+@.........-...-.......| .................| |......| ----------------| |......| |------| As you approach the door, it slams shut! POSSESSIONS: AN AK-47 (empty) a +0 NINJA SUIT (being worn)

by **HisatoAsayato** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:21 pm

Use the AK-47 to smash trough the door.

by **angus** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:47 pm

KICK DOOR.

by **minmay** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:26 pm

Code: Select all: ----------------| |------| .................| |......| .................| |......| ..................+@.........-...-.......| .................| |......| ----------------| |......| |------| You smack the AK-47 against the door repeatedly. Both objects hold firm. ----------------| |------| .................| |......| .................| |......| ..................+@.........-...-.......| .................| |......| ----------------| |......| |------| You deliver a NINJA KICK to the door. It crashes open, but another door immediately grows in its place. Dang, man. POSSESSIONS: AN AK-47 (empty)

by **HisatoAsayato** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:30 pm

.hack//door_delete

by **UltimateAgent** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:01 am

Ask Daedalus for help over the comm link.

by **minmay** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:01 pm

Code: Select all: ----------------| |------| .................| |......| .................| |......| ..................+^.........-...-.......| .................| |......| ----------------| |......| |------| Just as you are about to try more stupid crap, a trap door opens in the floor. |-----| |.#..#| |#.@..| |.....| -#####- You land in a JAIL CELL. The cell contains a SINK, a TOILET, and a COT, and is sealed by IRON BARS, all of which are represented by POUND SIGNS, or, if you prefer, NUMBER SIGNS. This is DONE out of RESPECT to NETHACK, so SCREW YOU, CLARITY. For some reason, this situation seems oddly famaliar. POSSESSIONS: AN AK-47 (empty)

by **UltimateAgent** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:28 pm

Curse your mind for misspelling a word in your mental notepad.

by **minmay** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:00 am

Code: Select all: |-----| |.#..#| |#.@..| |.....| -#####- You decide that this deserves more than a curse. You slap yourself upside the head. Repeatedly. POSSESSIONS: AN AK-47 (empty)

by **angus** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:29 am

SUPER NINJA JUMP back out of the cell.

by **UltimateAgent** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 8:13 am

Ask the TOILET for ADVICE before doing your SUPER NINJA JUMP

by **minmay** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 7:08 pm

Code: Select all: |-----| |.#..#| |#.@..| |.....| -#####- You politely request advice from the toilet. It does not respond. You find this to be rather impolite. |-----| |.#..#| |#....| |..@..| -#####- You attempt to NINJA JUMP out of the cell, but your NINJA JUMP will not carry you through walls (or iron bars). You hit them with a very much audible CLANG. POSSESSIONS: AN AK-47 (empty)

by **angus** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:08 am

Obviously, you FELL in. You should be able to JUMP out again. If not, Hit the bars with the AK-47 in the hope that someone will come and let you out.