The Survival Game -- Anniversary Edition

[minmay]

A.

[angus]

Before A, say, "Surely you could, you know, let it slide just this once?"

[joe_042293]

"Surely," you begin, "you could, you know, let it slide just..." but before you can finish your sentence the man has tackled you to the ground. Your bucket and axe fly from your hands. You hit the back of your head. It doesn't hurt. The man restrains your hands with an abnormal amount of strength.

He begins shouting, "Turn off the idoloch! Turn off the idoloch!" You don't quite know what this means.

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Inventory:

- Suit

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What DO you do?

A: Ask, "What is the idoloch?"
B: Try to kick the man off.
C: Try to reach your axe.
D: Try to reach your bucket.

[minmay]

A.

[joe_042293]

"What is the idoloch?" you ask, managing to twist your head to the side.

"It is what stops this from hurting you right now, brother," says the man, beaming. Not in a menacing way, just as if he doesn't know what else to do.

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Inventory:

- Suit

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What DO you do?

A: Say something. (SIP)
B: Try to kick the man off.
C: Try to reach your axe.
D: Try to reach your bucket.

[UltimateAgent]

A "Do you like cake?"

Then B when he gets distracted by the question.

[minmay]

Ignore UltimateAgent's suggestion. In case you were wondering, the goal is to survive.

B.

[UltimateAgent]

I'm serious...in that situation, saying something as random as "Do you like cake?" would simply throw people off.

Anyway...B

[joe_042293]

You manage to tuck your knees up to your chest. You plant your feet on his stomach and straighten your legs forcefully. The man lets go of your arms and soars through the air, before landing heavily on his back. He stands up, unhurt.

"Idoloch coming down in five minutes!" says somebody over the speakers.

"Five minutes to have a little fun, eh?" you ask, standing and adopting a fighting stance, as the Final Fantasy 7 battle theme plays in your head. The man seems confused, but readies his guard nonetheless.

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Inventory:

- Suit

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What DO you do?

A: Try to escape through the door.
B: Run towards the man and tackle him to the ground.
C: Run towards the man and try to kick off the wall into his head.
D: Maintain a defensive stance and wait.

[minmay]

B.

[joe_042293]

You dash towards the man and raise your fist back as if you were about to punch him. He raises his guard. At this point, you lower yourself and jump for his legs. You both crash to the ground. You crawl up the man and pin his arms down, but he is stronger than you and begins to lift them up.

"Four and a half minutes!" is announced over the speakers.

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Inventory:

- Suit

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What DO you do?

A: Try to keep his arms pinned.
B: Pummel his face.
C: Pick him up and throw him over your head.
D: Get up and run for the door.

[minmay]

C.

[joe_042293]

You stand up, grabbing the man by his neck, and throw him backwards over your head. He lands on his face a little ways down the hall, and you land on your back with a thud.

The man, however, rolls neatly, spins around, and dashes towards you.

"Four minutes!"

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Inventory:

- Suit

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What DO you do?

A: Stand quickly.
B: Kick back over your head at him.
C: Roll backwards into him.
D: Roll forwards away from him.

[minmay]

C.

[dale_fan3]

You stand up, grabbing the man by his neck, and throw him backwards over your head. He lands on his face a little ways down the hall, and you land on your back with a thud.

The man, however, rolls neatly, spins around, and dashes towards you.

"Four minutes!"

That took half a minute?

Considering there is no way to stop this guy from getting us, and also considering he's stronger than us, the best bet would be to run.