>GET 27 GRAINS OF SAND
You find yourself unable to seperate an exact amount of sand from the desert.
There is no way you're strong enough to rip the skin right off your face. Besides, you're too much of a weenie to tolerate that kind of pain.
>USE LANTERN ON FRECKLES
You hit yourself in the cheek with the gas lantern. A stupid thing to do, really.
You can't look at your own face without a mirror.