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Postby minmay » Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:04 pm

Pork: The Great Underground Empire Installation Instructions
Hello Sailor!

Enclosed in this thread, you will find Pork: The Great Underground Empire, which was originally released by minmay in 2008.
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Before we, begin, you should really read the legal agreement:

END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT

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Playing the Game
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Windows 95
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In order to play the game through Windows 95, complete the following tasks:

Find the Holy Grail
Slay the Hydra

Windows 3.1
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In order to play the game through Windows 3.1, do the following:

Find the Holy Grail
Slay the Hydra
Kill Bill

DOS
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To play the game under DOS,

DOS doesn't have a web browser as I recall, so you're screwed.

Gameplay notes
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The game is a text adventure and minmay recognizes different words that you post in this thread. The following is a list of some (but not all) of the verbs that
you can use:

look take
examine kill
talk open
close enter
exit push
pull lift
move tie

You can also use compass directions to indicate that you want to move in that
direction. For example, you can type:

"go north"

or you can type

"north"

or just

"n"

Typical directions are N,S,E,W,NE,NW,SE,SW,Up,Down

To save a game, type "save" and the name of the game you want to save.

To load a game, type "restore" and the name of the game you want to load.

Have fun, and look for Pork II when you finish this one!






>Cave Entrance
You are faced with a large and ominous entryway to a dark tunnel. Lying on the sandy ground is a GAS LANTERN.
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Postby qscomputing » Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:13 pm

GET LANTERN
LIGHT LANTERN
GO CAVE
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Postby minmay » Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:20 pm

>GET LANTERN
Taken.

>LIGHT LANTERN
You don't have any gas!

>GO CAVE
Cave
You are in a pitch black cave. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Postby qscomputing » Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:39 pm

LEAVE CAVE
LIST DIRECTIONS
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Postby minmay » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:06 pm

>LEAVE CAVE
Cave Entrance

>LIST EXITS
I don't know the word "list."


you can go in any direction, it's a big sandy desert with no end in sight
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Postby blueflare » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:45 pm

N.
[5:58:16 PM] Joe O'Callahan: christian is not an ethnicity
LostOverThere wrote:Imagine if I was pregnant!
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Postby minmay » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:02 am

>N
Cave
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Postby blueflare » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:12 am

N.
[5:58:16 PM] Joe O'Callahan: christian is not an ethnicity
LostOverThere wrote:Imagine if I was pregnant!
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Postby minmay » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:17 am

>N
Cave
You have been eaten by a grue.
In your defense, you were probably drunk when you decided to do that.



Cave Entrance
You are faced with a large and ominous entryway to a dark tunnel. Lying on the sandy ground is a GAS LANTERN.
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Postby blueflare » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:24 am

GET LANTERN
S
[5:58:16 PM] Joe O'Callahan: christian is not an ethnicity
LostOverThere wrote:Imagine if I was pregnant!
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Postby minmay » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:07 am

>GET LANTERN
Taken.

>S
Desert
You are in a featureless, sandy desert. In the distance to the North you can make out a large cave. You think you can see something glistening in the sand to the South.
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Postby dale_fan3 » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:28 am

S.
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Postby minmay » Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:04 pm

>S
Desert
You are in a featureless, sandy desert.
There is a small glass lens here.
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Postby qscomputing » Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:40 pm

TAKE LENS
EXAMINE LENS
EXAMINE LANTERN
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Postby minmay » Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:56 pm

>TAKE LENS
Taken.

>EXAMINE LENS
There is nothing special about the glass lens.

>EXAMINE LANTERN
There is nothing special about the gas lantern.
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